Work Joke
(2024) by Author Unknown (Found in Attic) “The management regrets that it has come to their attention that employees dying on the job are failing to fall down. This practice must stop, as it becomes impossible to distinguish between death and natural movement of the staff. Any employee found dead in an upright position will […]
I Can Only
(2024) by Author Unknown (Found in Attic) I can only please one person per day.Today is not your day.Tomorrow doesn’t look good either. ——————————————————————————————————–——————–See Author Unknown’s other articles at:Author Unknown – The “New” Church of God Messenger (church-of-god-bismarck.org)—————————————————————————————————————————–
Dear Bill …
(2024) by Author Unknown (Found in Attic) Dear Bill,I am writing this slow cause I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper where most accidents happen within twenty-five miles of home; so, we moved. I won’t be able to send you the […]
A Friend
(2024) by Author Unknown (Found in Attic) A Friend is one who,Knows you as you are,Understands Where You’ve Been,And who you’ve become,And still invites,You to Grow. ——————————————————————————————————–——————–See Author Unknown’s other articles at:Author Unknown – The “New” Church of God Messenger (church-of-god-bismarck.org)—————————————————————————————————————————–
Evolution
by Author Unknown (Internet) One day a 6-year-old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. THE TEACHER ASKED A LITTLE BOY: Tommy do you see the tree outside?TOMMY: Yes.TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?TOMMY: Yes.TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can […]
A Parable
by Author Unknown (Internet) Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark…# 1–Don’t miss the boat.# 2–Remember that we are all in the same boat.# 3–Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.# 4–Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.# […]