| Sent by Ted & Joanne Saunders (Renton, Washington) |
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| A girl calls her boyfriend and says, “please come over here and help me. I have a really hard jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started. Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it is finished?” The girl says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.” He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then… He said with a deep sigh… “Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.” |
| A Puzzle Joke Sent by Ted & Joanne Saunders (Renton, Washington) (Darwin felt this should be revised, so here is Part 2) |
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| A boy calls his girlfriend and says, “please come over here and help me. I have a really hard jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started. His girlfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it is finished?” The boy says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” His girlfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. He lets her in and shows her where he has the puzzle spread all over the table. She studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to him and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.” She takes his hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a beer, and then… She said with a deep sigh… “Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.” |
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